when you catfish a woman from an internet dating site with the real intentions and hopes of being involved in a s-xual act with her male roommate.
willis met this gal on “plenty of fish” and they are suppose to hook up this weekend. he’s really hoping that her beefy male roommate will be there, and if god has been listening to his prayers for a ginger delight, that beefcake of man will overpower him and give him a good diddling like he deserve.
- crispy nibbles
performing cunnlingus on a burn victim man 1: dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire. man 2: yeah, i’m gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.
tranny wh-r- with small p-n-s shmemmy has f-cked at least 12 dudes with her 1/2 inch c-ck.
a beautiful girl with a gorgeous body. she never lets anyone stop her. she can make it through the impossible without being affected. she is the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever have. if u date a dregyn, be happy because she wont let u down. if u are a dregyn, dont ever back down. bro, […]
an angry and imp-ssioned tirade about anything that is making you stressed or frustrated about your job. i hate my boss. he has been driving me insane all day. i need a workrant!
- verbal probation
when a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you’ve said something stupid. “i’m gonna have to put you on verbal probation.” “jennifer said something dumb again. she’s currently on verbal probation.”