ginsu knife
a gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970’s that promised but wait, there’s more!” the ginsu knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.
roommate #1: how are we going to get this christmas tree out of our apartment?
roommate #2: hand me the ginsu knife and i’ll cut it up into little pieces.
roommate #1: but wait, there’s more: what about the trunk of the tree?
roommate #2: sh-t the ginsu knife works on the whole tree!
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