Giraffe Abortion
1) to completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) to suck at something so horribly, its as if you’re sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother’s womb
1) i hope the brazilian soccer team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the confederation semi-finals
2) dude! i suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
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