giraffe’s neck
a t-rd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
after last night’s corn-on-the-cob, it’s no surprise that i just layed down a giraffe’s neck. what’s more, it smelled like the savanna too.
when, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the t-rd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the sh-t. it’s long and quite thick and looks just like a giraffe’s neck.
“wow! check out my t-rd angelique – it looks just like a giraffe’s neck!”
….”did you have tuna and sweetcorn today francois?”
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