girlfriend button
the b-tton on the controller of an xbox or ps2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.
she said “we need to talk…” so i pressed the girlfriend b-tton to pause my madden game.
similiar to the boyfriend b-tton, only pink with swapped out genitalia. also does not involve a pink flamingo as that wouldn’t make sense.
person a: i pushed the girlfriend b-tton!
person b: oh god no! you aren’t supposed to push it on fridays!
person a: why what happens if i press it on friday?
person b: the manual doesn’t say!!!
for any unknowing virgins out there, you f-cking leet r-t-rds, the girlfriend b-tton is not another name for the pause b-tton on your f-cking video game controller!!
the girlfriend b-tton, not that you’d ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the cl-toris. the cl-toris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a b-tton instead of a kn-b to turn on the m-ssive flow of liquid. where in that case you would push the b-tton to water your garden, a cl-toris is a b-tton that you would push to water your moustache.
(the v-g-n-l juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. in fact, instead of paying out your -ss for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old f-cks, instead, you should simply liberally apply v-g-n-l juices to the affected area.)
johnny: my girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. so i primed ‘er up by pressing the ol girlfriend b-tton. and just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. terribly bad exhaust as well. musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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