Girlfriend Catcher
a girlfriend catcher, is someone who does not have sucess with the ladies. typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. can also be known as being green. not to be confused with being h-m-s-xual.
sarcastically: “oh well, you’re quite the girlfriend catcher, arn’t you?”
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