Girlfriend fart
a fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. the m-ssive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. a girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.
dude 1: as soon as i walked out her front door, i began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. that was like 40 feet!
dude 2: sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
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