girlfriended


when you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.
josh: dude, the other night…
bill: yeah
josh: it was so crazy
bill: mhmm
josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
bill: bro, no way.
josh: what did i just say?
bill: uhh….
to have a girlfriend
sorry, i am girlfriended
the act of becoming someone’s girlfriend.
john asked me out and i said ‘yes!’ i have been girlfriended.
the act of pulling on the handle of a car door while the door is being unlocked, leaving the door locked. the act is most commonly -ssociated with one’s girlfriend, but can be perpitrated by anyone.
aww, man, i just girlfriended. you’re going to need to unlock the door again.
to be categorised separately from someone’s main social group.

refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your s-x life.
person 1: i’m heading out for my 18th with my mates.

person 2: oh hey how come you didn’t ask me to join?

person 1: nah we’ll do something on the weekend for it.

person 2: woah since when have i been girlfriended?

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