girthy


a person or thing that is short and wide.
that girl over yonder is girthy.

joe has a genuinely girthy d-ck.
the state of having a huge d-ck and, as a result, being too good in bed. groups such as wrecking crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. the texas rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything is bigger in texas.
here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. take it twice tonight and don’t call me in the morning.
when a man has a rather wide c-ck!
i know a man called john, he has a rather wide c-ck, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big b-lls, “is it a peach” haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!
to be well-endowed in the penile area
james millsop is girthy between his legs.
being obscenely thick or fat.
“that girl is straight up girthy.”

“i would probably enjoy s-x with ^name^ more, but he’s just too girthy.”
not scrawny, like kami
most americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food

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