girthygobbler
-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. referring to the large p-n-s (size) to hole (circ-mference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter co-rs-.
2. a stupid, silly, or obstinate event.
3. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
-adjective
1. how one person destroyed another person in s-xual inter co-rs-.
2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.
explanation of and uses of girthygobbler
in many cases in heteros-xual inter co-rs-, the p-n-s will make contact with the cervix in the back of the v-g-n-, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn’t acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even -n-l. this is applied to all areas of s-xual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.
correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler
girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless
originally coined/created in knoxville, tennessee, 2007.
1. ryan, tommy and rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.
2. becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.
3. layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.
4. kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.
5. john, that girthygobblin s.-.b. just lied.
6. a good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.
7. i just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that -ss.
8. patrick thats one big -ss girthygobbler.
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