give the toilet a lap dance


to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
omg!!!! i been holding this in so long today, when i get home i’m gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

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