giving the dog a bath
putting your b-lls in a woman’s v-g-n-. just like giving a dog a bath, it just won’t stay in there.
dude. i was to giving the dog a bath but my jessica wouldn’t let me. now i got cold b-lls.
whenever you tell you parents you’re gonna give the dog a bath. you ask your girlfriend to help. you close the door saying “mom we dont want the dog to get out”, then lock it turn on the water and the radio. you then partic-p-te in anything you want to do, because you are “giving the dog a bath”.
“hey megan. do you mind helping me? im giving the dog a bath.”
#wet dog #giving the cat a bath #wash that dog #greatest bath ever #raining dogs
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