Gland People


a subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (forehead dumb-ss)
their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. they are tall. like, really tall. they will telepathically blow your f-cking mind. so watch out.
pr-nk: (-harmonica noises)-(translation):me pr-nk. leader of gland people. me want meatloaf. mom! meatloaf! f-ck!

galaxia: -me pr-nk’s wifey.

tupac: girl thats a french -ss name.

biggie: i just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!

pr-nk: raaaaaaa biggie smalls no talk to galaxia like that!
(pr-nk’s gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.

pr-nk: tupac now feast on biggie brain with pr-nk and wifey.

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