Glarf
upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a “glarf”.
“oh leroy, did u see that stupid f-ck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!”
noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. for example the name of a certain person.
a man said to his wife: “you’re brother-in-law’s first name is a glarf to me, i know that you have told me a thousand times but i just can’t retain it.”
glarf is a word inspired the sound of a c-ck in one’s throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives…
what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing wh-r-s.
a dumb f-ck
your such a glarf
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