Glasgow Cobbler
common s-xual practise in the glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. the third male then has s-x with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.
alan: fancy a b-m?
christopher: no, sorry, i’m exhausted after i partic-p-ted in a glasgow cobbler this morning.
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