Glass Bottom Blumpkin
the fine european art of performing the gl-ss bottom blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. the male receives a ravaging bl-w j-b from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male’s external -n-l sphincter. as the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo b-tter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
at a social event, nathan explains to hari last night’s turn of events.
(hari): yo man what happened with those two b-tches last night? jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(nathan): oh yeah! that b-tch and her friend gave me a gl-ss bottom blumpkin last night!
(hari): no way!
(nathan): yeah man, i put saran wrap on jill’s face and she laid down under my -sshole, then, pam gave me an amazing bl-w j-b while i shat immaculately on jill’s head.
(hari):….
the fine european art of performing the gl-ss bottom blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. the male receives a ravaging bl-w j-b from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male’s external -n-l sphincter. as the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo b-tter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
at a social event, nathan explains to hari last night’s turn of events.
(hari): yo man what happened with those two b-tches last night? jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(nathan): oh yeah! that b-tch and her friend gave me a gl-ss bottom blumpkin last night!
(hari): no way!
(nathan): yeah man, i put saran wrap on jill’s face and she laid down under my -sshole, then, pam gave me an amazing bl-w j-b while i shat immaculately on jill’s head.
(hari):….
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