Glass-of-Water-Theory
the gl-ss of water theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. do not feel uncomfortable responding “yes” to an offer. this is referred to as the gl-ss of water theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. when entering a home if someone asks you if you want a gl-ss of water, say yes, otherwise you don’t get the water – and they don’t think you are being extra polite either.
“jake’s mom offered to pay for dinner. i feel bad letting her, but the gl-ss-of-water-theory states i should just allow her. now i get a free dinner!” 🙂
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