Glaswegian Glory Hole
the glaswegian glory hole is a variant of the glory hole, and is not limited to the city of glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. partakers in this special kind of s-xual activity place their p-n-s into a pot noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their c-ck into neighbours letterboxes. more often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the pot noodle coated phallus whilst s-xually peasuring the partic-p-nt. this practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of pot noodle into the v-g-n- ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of “licky dog” stimulation.
joe had a glaswegian glory hole last night, that dog licked the lot off.
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