glaswegian unicorn
a s-xual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a d-ld- strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. all people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x behind the ‘unicorn’ while another literally rides the unicorn’s horn.
“i hear that tom, jessica and beth got really f-cked up at that party, apparently they were doing a glaswegian unicorn in front of everybody.”
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