Gleap
the nirvanas of awesome, the valhalla of kick -ss, wayne gretzky of hockey. gleap is better than you can ever hope for and that is that. if you attain a state of gleap then you are probably on drugs or having epic s-x or both at the same time.
“a threesome with j-panese twins dressed up as a nurse and a vampire hunter would be h-lla gleap!”
a gaint leap either for an aminal or human.
the flying squirrel took a gleap across the opening in the tree tops.
verb. squirt, spray.
as john yawned, he gleaped spittle in my face.
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