Glenview


the most amazing town with cool people but a lot of wh-r-s. its an unscale northsh-r- town with a lot of preps and money. the highschool, glenbrook south, is pretty beast and kicks glenbrook north’s -ss in everything. the guys in glenview are obsessed with lax, and being lax bro’s. you’ll be lucky to spot a black person but there are plenty mexicans and even more indians and asians. glenview is pretty boring but there are multiple train stations that will take you to the city of chicago in 15 minutes.
yo man lets go to glenview to hang out at the glen and watch an expensive movie because everything is glenview is really expensive.
a decent northern suburb of chicago. many people claim it’s all white trash, but that’s northbrook which is north of glenview. we have a great school, glenbrook south. it’s actually pretty diverse. eastern glenview has most of the apartments, fast-food places, asians and indians. west glenview has the rich kids that live in the glen. a lot of mexicans live here, although you never see them because their neighborhoods are hidden to glorify the rich kids. you’ll be lucky to spot a black person. it’s about 20 minutes away from the city. if you were here, you’d rather go to golf mill in niles than the glen because it has more stores.

overall, it’s a decent place but there’s not much to do.
glenview: lol you can suck my -ss.
northbrook: lol you’re right, i can.
the most amazing place anyone has or will ever be. suburb of chicago. ther is absolutely nothing wwrong with it except for gbn.
guy: i had the best trip to glenview.
friend: oh lucky! i have always wanted to go there.
a north sh-r- suburb of chicago that thinks it’s cool because it touches wilmette. if you get lucky, you’ll end up at new trier high school instead of with those hazing hooligans of gbn
i live in glenview, but i pretend to live in wilmette

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