Glinch


a slang term for the cl-toris, usually said by people who are too squeamish to say the word “cl-t”.
fred:”so i totally pleasured her by touching her cl-t”
bob:”shh, don’t say the word cl-t. glinch sounds so much better!”
a sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the -n-s region.
“oh f-ck, i just got a glinch!”

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