Glitch Goal


a bullsh-t goal scored in sports games such as nhl. once the glitch goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. mainly a strategy used by huge and complete p-ss-es.
jc: “wanna play nhl 12?”
cc: “f-ck that man, you glitch goal like a mother f-cker”
jc: “wowwww doooood”

Read Also:

  • Kimp'd

    to kimp; screw over. get f-cked. obv you got kimp’d.

  • Super Punch

    grapping a sheep by the b-lls and punching him to get more wool on minecraft. invented by youtuber mrcrainer ‘super punch!!!!!” -3 wool drops- search ‘official crazies intro more an animated example on youtube long time rival of ninjakick. punches over buses and chases the spam mobile. superpunch and ninjakick were fighting on the spam […]

  • gelel

    a person from the dirty south who has difficulties with his or her grammar. like, omfg, that boy is such a gelel, someone needs to throw a dictionary at him!

  • general bob

    character in the online radio program morons today. always trying to kill nathan. ahh! general bob is at the door! nathan, run!

  • Can't feel my face

    to get so high that you can’t feel your face. your face along with the rest of your body gets numb. yo i can’t feel my face man. im high as h-ll right now.


Disclaimer: Glitch Goal definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.