glitter file
a file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
at the meeting with my boss, i showed him my glitter file. the next week, 5 people were laid off, but i was not one of them.
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