Glitter Penis


a band that andrew vanwyngarden of mgmt formed in high school with friend dan treharne.

glitter p-n-s wrote two full length alb-ms, “river offices” and “the greatest hits”.

their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
“hey man, have you heard about that band glitter p-n-s?”
“um, are you coming on to me?”
“wha? no, it’s andrew vanwyngarden’s high school band!”
“oh. well then cool!”

glitter p-n-s wrote great songs like hippycrit, sparkle john, and dust in my ears, crumz in my lap, easy bake, and milk & rice.

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