Glitterfaced


adjective describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen’s club while indulging in multiple lap dances. the event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from glitterfaced wake up with no money and atm receipts for unaffordable amounts.
it was pay day and pete couldn’t wait to go to the silver slipper strip club to get glitterfaced.

while getting glitterfaced, pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

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