glittery hooha
a woman’s netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her ghh. coined by lani diane rich (author).
quoted from lani:
and yet… there is a man. we’ll call him… hero. hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. he stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. he disentangles her hair from the curling iron. he drops his very important job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the villain left her, warning her not to say a word lest he do bad bad things to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the villain was long gone, and many a p-sserby had p-ssed her by. the hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so freakin’ stupid. how can this be??
well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the glittery hooha, or the ghh for short. a woman with an hh as g as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for hero to follow. and once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the ghh to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many hoohas he might see, never will there be one as glittery as hers…
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