glittoris
when a woman purchases a kit designed to bejewel her cellphone, but alternatively bejewels her entire v-g-n-, inside and out.
“the i went down on her, but i temporarily lost sight because her glittoris was so f-ckin’ sparkly.”
the pleasure center of a vajazzled v-g-n-.
“jennifer, check out these new rhinestones i stuck on my glittoris!”
1. adj. used like ‘glitterous’ as in something glittery. but it has a s-xy/dirty connotation as well. (hence the two-letter difference to cl-toris ) if you can’t find the right words for someone/thing that is totally glitter and fun and magic and awesome and sh-t.. use glittoris.
2. name for someone who:
a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.
3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a… cl-t
1. person: “ohhhmigod who is that amazing chick over there?! she’s so.. glittoris!”
friend: “oh yeah, she’s glittoris.”
2. “oh snap, i must buy these shoes for the party this sat-rday! they’re just so glittoris!”
1. a cl-t covered in glitter
2. a gay man’s cl-t
1. d-mn, that is one sparkly glittoris! he must have a glitter addiction.
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