Global casino


another term for the ‘stock market’. due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the ‘global casino’.
wife: honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

stock broker husband: not going to happen sweetie…my buds and i are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, i’ll see you tomorrow.

Read Also:

  • Globbing

    another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period. “be nice to rosie for the next few days, she’s globbing right now.” “periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me” ingesting hand sanitizer for it’s alcoholic content and intoxicating effects. “the boys in mrs. franklin’s cl-ss began globbing when the saw […]

  • GMEO

    an acronym for “gouge/gouging my eyes out.” it is usually used after one sees, reads, or pictures something absolutely repulsive. person one: guess what? i had s-x. person two: yeah. what about it? person one: with your mom. person two: whatever. person one: and your dad. person two: at the same time? person one: yep. […]

  • Supreme Biddy Troll

    the supreme biddy troll is the mother of all biddies. born of the dreaded grendel of old, the supreme biddy troll has terrorized the countryside for centuries now. although her age is unknown, people speculate (based upon her grime buildup, wrinkly skin, and overall repulsive appearance) that she is over 700 years old. you may […]

  • Stair dumper

    a most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up. “jono whitby had a dump on his mate stairs” “ew, what the f-ck. he is a right stair dumper”

  • stalag 13

    a building, usually the office or school, where you feel emprisoned. comes from the show “hogan’s heroes”. joe: back to school next week jane: ya, back to ol’ stalag 13 a bangin’ punk rock band from the 80’s. these guys were part of the nardcore scene (oxnard, ca). “dude, what’s a good skate punk band […]


Disclaimer: Global casino definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.