Global hide-and-go-seek
global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. this large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. rules:
1. innocent civilians must be killed
2. the bush administration must be in some way involved
3. players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. if found you’re on your own
the winners:
elvis presley
jesus christ
that guy who was on the news raping a cushion
osama bin laden
the losers:
saddam hussein
d-ck turpin
adolf hitler
tips:
1.do not hide in a hole
2.do not use your real name
3.do not trust your fellow aryans
people son to begin playing:
george bush, jr
the entire staff of guantanimo bay
jesus, indian
osama bin laden is the current winner of global hide-and-go-seek.
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