Global warming crisis


a crisis that is unique in human history where the climate is warming because of human activity. which may affect the ability to grow food and cause global starvation, m-ss extinction, rise of sea level, and perhaps a new ice age due to the shuting down of the thermohalene ocean current.
can the global warming crisis be stoped?
a media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. a convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.
look it’s snowing more than usual this year – must be a global warming crisis.

it’s the warmest winter in years – must be global warming.

let’s stick another 3p on a litre of petrol – to cut emissions you understand as you can’t afford to drive anywhere anymore.
political fabrication by those l-sting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

it’s the sun, stupid.
as the sun’s myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the one source of heat in the proximate cosmos. these people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

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