glomping


v. glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. the act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. this turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don’t actually attack people when giving hugs….most people. look up glomp.
i knew the glomping was coming when i saw her running toward me.
glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. for example if your friend is happy or slightly h-rny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :p
“omg i am so happy! you are going to be glomped next time i see you”

“look out! you are going to get a proper glomping”
living in an rv while on someone else’s property, using their sp-ce and/or resources for free. (a hybrid of ‘glamping’ and ‘glomming’.)
e.g., “we went glomping way back in the national forest,” or “i can’t go out with you guys tonight because my parents are glomping at my place with my kids and they’re all expecting me home for dinner.”
1. embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. milkin’a hug
you were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren’t you?
running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and b-ttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.
“dude, what’s that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?”
“nah he’s just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?”
a s-xual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp
person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : i’m glomping

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