glorb


to inhale or consume with great vigor.
“wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!”
“johnny, you glorb the c-ck.”
glorious orbs; br–sts, glorious br–sts. these aren’t just any b–bs. they are perfect. they’re c’s or d’s round, supple, and beautiful.
dude, look over there, that girls glorbs are keeping her afloat.
noun. a portmanteau of “globe” and “orb” meaning spherical in shape.
there were many glorbs of gum stuck to the bottom of the desk.
a flabby portion of skin. usually found on the upper arm and stomach.
“look at the glorbs on the teacher’s arms!”

“look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall.”
excessive clock/wristw-tch/timepiece watching in antic-p-tion of the conclusion of a cl-ss/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.
dude 1: “man, i cant believe how boring this cl-ss is!”
dude 2: “ya i agree, ive been glorbing for the last half hour.”

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