Glord
the lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner
thing 1: “have you seen that shirt johns wearing?”
thing 2: “yea mate, he looks like such a glord!”
a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see
look at that fat b-st-rd glord
g-d and lord combined.
friend:”omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench”
me:”oh glord!”
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