glorified bartender


a loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. also see “quack.”

i heard this first on the bill maher show. it was in reference to anna nicole smith’s doctor.
did you hear about the c-cktail of prescription meds they found in anna nicole smith?

yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

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