glork

to kill someone, particular in an execution.
“the king’s order is to glork the prisoner”
a computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

a partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

also, a term to express frustration when this happens. used as an expletive.

originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.
“i was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself.”

“glork!! it’s gone!”
a professional pro-microsoft troll.
a : f-ck, i just got a kernel panick.
glork : lol. next time, you should use windows, you d-ckhead.

a : f-ck, i just got a blue screen of death.
glork : lol. next time, you shouldn’t surf on pr0n websites, you d-ckhead.
to derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.
i had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to “stop fjording around and get to workies”, but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
a comic book style sound effect. usually in reference to stuffing more than the sp-ce allows in ones mouth or throat.
she attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (queue comic sound text bubble labeled “glork!”)
an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound
“you… you…” glork! “i can’t believe you!”