glory position
(n.) 1. the sh-ttiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the “glory position” merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. this allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.
today the boss announced that i would be taking the glory position from 2am to 12am. i was confused as to how i would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the f-cking douchebag is just putting me on the sh-ttiest shift possible.
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