glowmophobia


the fear of glowsticks, light shows, and any other bright object often found at raves and nightclubs. usually contracted after many jaded years of noodle wrestling and cuddle puddle jumping.
if euphoria doesn’t stop trying to give me a light show, i’m gonna develop a serious case of glowmophobia and have to call the glowstalkas to carry his angel-winged embracing, non-drugged -ss outta this noodlefest.

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