Glue Poo


an extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. this rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy c-sserole followed by m-ssive amounts of alcohol.
junior: “uncle roscoe, your glue poo was so strong i couldn’t even get it off with my strongest p-ss stream!”

uncle roscoe: “d-mn straight boy! now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”
when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.
honey someone took a sh-t and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

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