glued
when your girl falls asleep before s-x you are forced to m-st-rb-t-. just before the finish you walk over to her sweet sleeping face and shoot it all over her closed eyes thinking to yourself ‘yeah that’s right…fall asleep again’. your girl wakes up but cannot open her eyes.
last night my wife fell asleep so i glued her -ss.
3 more definitions
yet another term designating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness).
“d-mn, after drinking that fifth with grotee, frank was really glued!”
a stuck-up male or female
hey wussup with that girl you were talkin to earlier?
oh her? nah man, that chick is h-lla glued.
to have someone (a male), -rg-sm (aka: c-m) on your face, in a similar manner to a facial. gluing is not necessarily limited to the face, this is merely the most common context in which the expression has been found.
much to mary’s chagrin, her boyfriend pulled out at the very end of a bl-wj-b (as if suggesting her was going to tea bag her), and glued her face instead.
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