Glumballs


the act of forcing a “gleeb-lls” on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. gleeballing is the h-m-s-xual act of stroking/raking your scr-t-m across the smiling face of your partner. glumb-lls is the same act, but without the smile.
friend 1: “i’ve never been sadder as that time i was gleeballed…”

friend 2: “how the h-ll were you gleeballed if you didn’t enjoy it? did he hold you down? were you not in a gleeballing mood? dude, you totally got some glumb-lls up in there… ya better recognize!”

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