Glunge


a word coined by world-famous karl pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.
i am up to my waist in glunge.
a neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. -ssociated with designer rick owens.
shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.
a gushing clunge; a v-g-n- that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with -j-c-l-t–nal fluids.
roy: “mate i was with this bird last night”
chuck: “was she quite the fitty?”
roy: “indeed! she had quite the glunge by the end of the night!”

barry: “i should have used some goggles for that glunge, bl–dy h-ll!”

frank: “i could have drowned in that glunge.”

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