Glunt


an extremely good looking guy, who happens to be an enormous c-nt. glunts are usually people who know how attractive they are, therefore feel they are ent-tled to act like douchebags.

a good looking c-nt, glunt.
“that guy looks hot!”

“i wouldn’t waste your time, he’s a m-ssive glunt.
glare + grunt. very common comeback from stupid, ugly chicks that don’t have much to say.
shannon: “man, does whitney even talk?! i don’t think i’ve ever heard a word come from her mouth”
jimmy: “i agree, she glunts instead of saying anything.”
a blunt(smoking marijuana) with a group of only girls…replace the b with a g for all girls and youve got yourself a nice fat glunt!
girl 1: yo sista you wanna blaze a glunt tonight?
girl 2: ya sounds sweet ill gather up the girls
girl 1: sounds like a good old fashioned glunt to me!
a small belly that develops just above a woman’s pubic bone and ends at the waistline. sometimes known as a peterbelly. usually caused by frequent s-x.
“lee sure is cute but she’s got a little bit of a glunt. i’d still eat it.”

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