Gmatizzle


noun: cognitive side effects from excessive studying for the gmat. symtoms including loss of appet-te, confidence, well-being, friends, and writing implements.

verb: to be mentally thrashed by a simple question requesting a not so simple answer.
joe has been much better since he lost his gmatizzle. (n)

half way past the road to insanity lies the gmatizzle. (n)
i would hit on that girl but i am too gmatizzled. (v)
the gmatizzles ate his mind. (n)
joe is gmatizzing his way to madness. (v)
erin gmattizes everyday alone. (v)

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