Gnardog Special
to orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.
c: hey dude guess what i did last night camping with my friend oliver anoose?
r: what did you do?
c: i took off his pants when he was sleeping then i zip tied his sleeping bag. next i whipped out my c-ck and shook him. as he was yawning because i woke him up, i inserted my p-n-s into his mouth.
r: haha yeah bro, the gnardog special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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