gnarled penis
the kind of p-n-s that clay from sons of anarchy has, with which he uses to f-ck various members of the motorcycle club.
really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. most often flaccid, the gnarled p-n-s can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled p-n-s in question.
first appears in season 2 episode 4: clay pulls out his gnarled p-n-s to show the dirty mexicans he means business. later on in this season, he threatens gemma to suck on his gnarled p-n-s if she doesn’t hand over the letters that tara has, which incriminate him in john teller’s murder.
(said in a gruff, clay-like voice): “gemma, you don’t gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled p-n-s. you hear me, b-tch? mah gnarled p-n-s”
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