Gnarly McGnarlington
the prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.
after i watched him jump off the empire state building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an amazon s-x goddess with the other, i knew that ted was no mere human being, but gnarly mcgnarlington incarnate.
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