Gnat Grabbing
a game invented in the south for hicks and rebels alike. the game is played like so: 4-5 hicks will stand up in a circular formation with a 3-5 foot diatmeter between them with their junk hanging out on a hot, sweaty, swampy night. they then hold their peni readily and wait for gnats to land upon their dingys. when a nat has landed, the landee will stroke their p-n-s as quickly as possible to grab the gnat, starting at the base of the shaft. this grab is one point. the one with the most points after a set period of time is the victory. all losers must purchase one case of the following:
pap’s blue ribbon, natural ice, olde english, or steel reserve sh-tty beer.
me and perry played gnat grabbing out back of uncle willie’s brokeback bar. perry’s buyin’ tonight, chuck!
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