Gnome Funeral
when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
cole: why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
eddy: well, she shot the neighbor’s dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. all those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and i, cole.
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