Gnome Rapist
1. noun- a person who rapes molests or otherwise uses for s-xual gratification a live gnome, or a garden gnome statue.
2. adjective- gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with c-m guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee
3. synonym for f-ggot
1. “the police arrived and found the gnome covered in feces and s-m-n” they concluded the local gnome rapist had struck again.
2. you chief c-m guzzling gnome rapist.
3. dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends -sshole sick.
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